What I am thinking, now and at all times. A venture into my brain.
Rap sucks
Emo sucks
Country sucks
Trilobites suck
Pop sucks
Avril rules
Hey, what's that?
Women are pretty
Especially that one
Who's there??
I've taken my time
The results are in quandary
How did I know that word?
I have no idea...
You've been cheating on me with that Webster fellow's brain, haven't you!
No, no I haven't.
Then how do you explain the grey matter on your collar?
I uh...
And leaving without notice or staying at the office later and later?
I've told you I have extra work because of the uh...
The what?
You know, that... account... thingy...
You're not getting off that easily. I'm not accepting the fart excuse this time.
You're over-reacting.
Oh, am I? I think, for the kidneys' sakes you'd better just pack your things and find a hotel.
Rice a roni is good
Where will I go from here?
Does the car need fixing?
Move right arm to the left
Move right arm to the right
I can't dance
Now, repeat that infinitely and welcome to my world.
posted by Invader Jim @ 2:27 PM
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One night, they crawled from within my toaster and snuck into my room and removed all my favourite teeth, placing them in a neat row beside my alarm clock.
Apparantly the sprites could not keep my mouth open long enough to count my teeth, so they removed all my teeth to aid the counting ritual.
I knew there would be a simple explanation.
Some day, Jimmy will be struck down by lightning. Clowns will come to his funeral.
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